Moretonhampstead to Glastonbury

 June 12th

Up at 7.00 bright sunshine visible through the bedroom window of the Old PostHouse. Breakfast was at 8.0 but I had already loaded up my trusty steed so I would be ready for a swift get away. I had half expected to be fixing a puncture first thing because last evening I hit a cattle grid at 50 kph and thereafter the back tyre felt as if it was softer than before. I was too tired to do anything then so it was surprising that it appeared to be fine this morning. 

Breakfast was an international affair. There was a middle aged German couple who spoke no English trying to order breakfast with difficulty. The menu had choices at ever turn- tea or coffee, apple or orange juice, white toast or brown or mixed. Hilarious. there was an older French couple who spoke English and understood what to order. There was an English couple and yours truly the odd one out. Breakfast was a 9 out of 10. when I left I couldn't help showing off with Goodbye, Auf Wiedersen, Au Revoir.

Last Evening had ended with a swift descent into Moretonhampstead so it was no surprise that there would be a big ascent out of there this morning. It didn't disappoint. 1 1/4 miles of hill too steep for even my granny gear. Great start. But down the other side was pretty exhilarating and cold. I had to stop to put my jacket on. this continued throughout the day. Jacket on, jacket off. Dylan had told me that it was downhill all the way to Exeter. He lied. There were at least three big ups including Six Mile Hill which fortunately wasn't six miles long but instead, I think, six miles from Exeter.  The last part was admittedly sharply down into Exeter.

However after the first descent I checked the back tyre which was still feeling soft. I did have a tiny little pump but I had no expectation that it could blow my tyre up to 5 bar. Miracles do happen. My arm was nearly falling off but it duly reached 5 bar and the tyre has felt good all day.

After Exeter, which took a fair bit of navigating to get through and out the other side the route settled into a pattern of navigating from on picture postcard Devon hamlet to the next via narrow lanes where there was only just room for a car and me but to be fair virtually ever car stopped and pulled in to let me pass. Pinhoe, dog Village, Talaton, Payhembury came and went before I arrived in the fairy tale village of Broadhembury. Everysingle cottage including the pub and the church have thatched roofs. It was very attractive. If I had known that it was to be followed by the worst hill yet I might have stayed longer. 

"Ascend steeply for 1 1/2 miles through woodland" was the instruction in my end to end guide but that doesn't begin to cover it. It was creepy, steep, the roadsurface was terrible and I was knackered after the first bend. About half way up as I was slumped over the handlebars in the "recovery position" a young lady cyclist who was sailing down the hill, stopped to enquire if I was alright. I explained that I was engaged in the old man up the steep hill strategy. Instead of split the hill into three or four parts it was split the hill into thirteen or fouteen parts with suitable rests in between. She wished me well and went on her way and I wished yet again that I would have had the presence of mind to take a photo.

However hell was followed by heaven. 10 miles of flat wellsurfaced road and a wind more behind than against. Bliss. I was bowling along at 30 kph. I knew that it couldn't last and it didn't. A long drag was followed by a fantastically exhilarating descent into another picture postcard village of Corfe. Thereafter it was back to the lanes to negotiate a way around Taunton. In the village of Stoke St Mary I stopped to photograph the 13th century St Mary's church but got more than I bargained for. A lady of about my age was pushing a push chair containing a child who looked about 8 or 9 years old. Completely unbidden she told me that her son had passed away 12 weeks ago and today would have been his 43rd birthday. It got worse. The girl in the push chair was autistic and didn't speak and she had two brothers 5 and 2 for the mother to cope with. What do you say to that? I hope that I made suitably sympathetic noises but it definitely took the wind out of my sails.

The rest of the trip was reasonably rolling but significantly the wind turned and the last 15 miles were into a stiff breeze. There was one last hill, Collard Hill. Hills are like winds if they have a name they are significant. It was just before the town of Street, long and steep and for the first time the traffic was impatient. I was glad to rollinto Glastonbury where I am staying at the Premier Inn. 

 Tommorrow is 68 miles to Monmouth described by the guide as moderate. However I have lost faith in the author's ability to describe hills. We shall see. It has been said that if you reach Bristol you will go on to complete the end to end. Let us hope that that statement is accurate.

Fowey to Moretonhampstead

 June 11th

I awoke today to lovely bright sunshine and a forecast for much the same for most of the day. I was not about to repeat yesterday's mistake so I was liberally covered in sunblock. I had plenty of time to make preparation for the Ship Inn didn't do breakfast until 09.00. They did make the concession of allowing me to order last night and I was promised that my full English would be ready at 09.00 as it was.

Hansi

The first task was to ride the half a mile to The Boddinick Ferry which took 4 cars and two cyclist the 400 m accross the Fowey river. The day began as it would continue with a really steep climb from the ferry. On the ferry I had met a German touring cyclist who had cycled from Germany to Dover then Dover to Land's End

before beginning his Land's End to Joh O'Groats. He was camping so his four panniers and tent looked really heavy.We wished each other good fortune and went our separate ways. He was following a different route. I wish I had followed his route for it would have to have been flatter than mine.

Before I had gone the 8 miles to Looue my legs were burning and crying out for respit from the constant ascending the descending only to ascend again. The misery was interrupted when I stopped to allow a car to pass on the single track lane. It turned out that the owner of the house I was outside was a cyclist who was very interested in my trip and promised to put some money on my funding site. This was the first of three such promises today. 

Looue looked interesting but it sat at the foot of a huge down with its huge up to follow. While I was sat on a bench about half way up having a banana for energy a man stopped and asked if I was alright. He told me that he wondered if I had hurt my knee or some such and he just had to turn back to see if I was OK. There are some good Samaritans out there!

It seemed to take forever to cover the twenty miles to Tor Point which is just across the estuary from Plymouth. this ferry which took at least 10 minutes was free as opposed to the one minute crossing previously which cost the princely sum of £2.80 On the ferry I met Dylan a local road cyclist who as well as being interested in my tale gave me good advice for navigating through Plymouth and talked up my afternoon route over Dartmoor. He asked if I had a funding page and promised to add to the ever

Central Plymouth

growing total. Note to self: take more photos!

By the time I had cleared central Plymouth it was 3 pm and I wasn't half way and the hard hills were still to come. Help! Plymouth to Yelverton on the A386 was very very busy and uphill all the way. When I reached Yelverton which had a similar feel to Crianlarich (gateway) I felt the need for some instangt energy. Simon had texted to suggest Lucozade sport- I settled for a large portion of millionaire's shortbread. 

According to my guidebook the climb from Yelverton to Princetown was six miles long and a gain of 300 metres not something to look forward to on already tired legs but it wasn't as bad as expected. It would go up then plateau the go up again. Yes it was tiring. Yes some of it was steep but the Dartmoor scenery meant that I could pretend to take photos when I needed a rest. I didn't need to resort to gear 28 today which is always something.

Dartmoor was spectacular with incredible vistas and wild cattle, sheep and the eponymous ponies and wild horses BUT it was busy with cars and motorbikes and classic cars. It felt a bit like the NC 500. One incident will be long remembered. I came (very slowly it was severely uphill) upon a group of about a doze cattle with calves on the road. The were not for moving and were making aggressive gesture towards me - snorting and pawing the ground. I don't mind admitting I was scared. So I stopped a car coming behind me and asked if he would go slowly past this little herd so that I could cycle on his outside safe from the attention of the prtotective parents. He agreed readily and I passed safely.

Apart from the spectacular ups there were some spectacular downs. I think my top speed was in the high 50kphs but I was constantly afraid that one of the daft sheep would decide to cross in front of me. Later, back in the lanes the problem is you can't see around the corners so you are going around blind but determined not to give away the momentum for the inevitable next hill.

Eventually, I arrived at Moretonhampstead, a pretty Dartmoor village at 19.30. The old post House is my resting place for the night. Very comfortable and a warm welcome. I ate what may be the best pizza I have ever tasted it was billed as "Mafia. Don't ask!" Surprise. Washed down with a bottle of Morretti I felt restored and read to tackle the thanks for the many donations today and to write this before I collapse into what looks a comfortable bed. As I was paying for my pizza and explaining why it was so welcome a fellow diner and his wife called me over and having apologised for eavesdropping informed me that he was planning an end to end next year for Samaritans. He was gobsmacked when I told him that my end to end was for Samaritans and promised to donate and follow my blog.

It has been a strangely up and down day but the ups outweighed the downs both physically and metaphorically. Who know what a Sunday ride to Glastonbury holds in store.

Land's End to Fowey

June 10th

Land's End hostel and B&B

I had great plans to leave early, because today was to be one of the hardest days according to my Cicero guide. However when the alarm went off I turned over and (shock horror) it was almost 9.00 before I left my really superb overnight accommodation. It never ceases to amaze me how tiring travel is. Sitting on a train all day shouldn't be tiring but it is and it was.

 Breakfast was diy but several nice cereals including two porridges and one muesli, yoghurt, a pint of milk, half a pint of lovely orange juice and wholemeal and white bread to toast and four eggs for microwaved scrambled eggs. I scoffed the lot in anticipation of the need for bags of energy.

The iconic Land's End sign

Land's End is every bit as tacky as John O'Groats but more expensive. £7.50 to park and minimum of 10.99 to get a photo in front of the iconic Land'sEnd sign. There is a fence around it and only the official photographer can enter except this morning because I brazenly entered and duly took my photos and departed before I was challenged.

On the road by 09.15 and fortunately the reverse of last night's Penzance to Land'sEnd was mainly down and there was a nice air behind. Penzance came up fairly quickly and I stopped at a harbourside cafe for a coffee. It felt like an alien had descended. When I handed over a Bank of Scotland £10 note it was treated with extreme suspicion (a blast from the past) My attempt at disarming humour "Scottish pounds are worth more than English ones" was met with a seriously stony silence. To add injury to insult my greasy spoon coffee cost £3.00!

I am not very good at selfies

My Garmin was proving to be disappolnting. I couldn't see the screen and the confusing series of beeps before a change of direction were difficult to interpret. At one point I nearly ended up on the A30 (the nearest Cornwall has to a motorway with thundering trucks) 

After Leedstown I abandoned the country lanes and took to the A roads following the reverse of my train journey last evening. Cambourne, Redruth, Truro, St Austell and then the final 8 miles to Fowey. 

Yes it was hilly. Yes some of them were long but it wasn't too bad until I reached Par (which is 3 miles from Fowey) Polmear hill was a seriously steep mile long drag which tested my legs to their limit at the end. I had to resort to gear 28 halfway up.

Truro Cathedral

Truro was an interesting City. It has a cathedral but I doubt if the population exceeds 20000. The centre was pedestrianised and cobbles. Not great for cycling but I discovered the oldest Cornish Pastie maker in the world! Established in 1860 Warren's famous bakery sold me a giant cornish pastie for £4.95. It took a lot of eating and proved to be a mistake which repeated for the rest of the afternoon. 

Getting the nutrition  and hydration right is going to be problematic. Another problem only raised it ugly head when I took a shower. Several parts of my body failed the shower test. It was overcast all day so I didn't bother with sunscreen. Big mistake. Note to self. Sun screen first thing irrespective of the weather and its forecast.

Ship Inn Fowey

I am writing this in the outside space of the oldest pub in Fowey. It was established in 1560 by a sailor who took part in the defeat of the Spanish Armada. 

I was warmly welcomed when I arrived and felt the need for a pint of Cornish Ale which was greater than my need for a shower. Hicks Cornish Ale slips down a treat.

My bike is sqeezed into what would have been a coalshed. 

I have had to book a table for dinner because when I arrived at 5 there were reservation stickers on nearly every table. It is Friday night but it is going like a summer fayre which is why I am outside typing this outside.

UPDATE I have just eaten the biggest fish and chips I have ever seen. The fish was hanging over the sides of a huge dinner plate. I guess I will cycle it off tomorrow.

Fowey Harbour

Let the train take the strain 3

Setting off on the great adventure Thursday June 9th

D day dawned at 0600. We left Dykeside at 06.45 unable to see East Lomond for the mist and drizzle. Pauline had put out the bunting (obviously glad to be waving me off)  Mo was in her garden waving like crazy and sending me off with copious good wishes for a succesful trip. 

Marie surprised me by making an 0700 appearance at ladybank station complete with warm good wishes and a poster GO BRIAN The bike was installed on Scotrail's 07.09 train from Dundee to Edinburgh and I took a seat beside two lovely young ladies who had thought that Pauline and Marie running alongside the train waving the GO BRIAN poster was "sweet" They sent me on my way with Good Luck messages ringing in my ear. The young lady on the right is American from Idaho.

At the Costa stand in Edinburgh Waverley who should I meet but Peel who had received middle of the night news that his Birmingham flight was cancelled. He had got a last minute place on the London train to Euston. The joys of travel. My bike is travelling in a broom cupboard in carriage K whilst I am comfortably installed in a half empty carriage B. The wifi is abysmal so I am typing this with my chromebook tethered to my phone which is acting as a wifi hotspot (the wonders of technology)

After my train adventures of earlier in the week my three train journeys were remarkably uneventful, ( thank goodness) They were all on time, clean and comfortable. The nearest to an adventure was at Paddington where the allocation of which platform the train would depart from was left toll 10 minutes before departure. Fortunately the platforn was nearby but that was a little scary.

The 3 mile journey accross Central London was not nearly as scary as I feared and my worrying machine (Pauline) expected. Euston Rd, Tottenham Court Rd, Marlebone High St,Edgware Rd all sound busy and difficult, but bikes are allowed in the bus lanes and can go faster than the buses - only the taxis and the traffic lights to worry about.

After a brisk 10 miler uphill against the wind from Penzance to Land'sEnd I am comfortably ensconced in a charming B&B / hostel run by a charming German guy called Nico. The room is really well equipped and the system is that you make your own breakfast at whatever hour you choose from a vast array of really nice ingredients. Superb 

Let the train take the strain 2

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 Having booked my train tickets through the trainline 12 weeks ago I thought that perhaps I had better collect my tickets today. "Available from more than 1700 stations with a ticket machine" screamed the headline. So not from Ladybank then.

I had forgotten quite what I had received when I booked, so a quick search of my emails revealed an eight character reference for collection and the need to have the card used for the booking. Simple! It certainly should have been. 11.30 found me at Markinch station which is staffed until 1pm. No queue. Perfect. So far.

Quoting the reference:    C harlie, T ango, 5, L ima, J uliet, W hisky, 3, Foxtrot   got me a ticket from Edinburgh to Penzance. As a throwaway aside I asked the helpful lady behind the counter if my bike booking should be mentioned on the ticket. Not at all my bike needed its own ticket(s) which would be on a separate booking reference. Only problem - I didn't have a second reference. Help!!

Having searched all of the correspondence again without finding a bike reference, I telephoned India to try to solve the problem. After a half an hour on hold I eventually was given a reference which " you would have been told at the time of your booking. We don't send out e mails for bike bookings." Fine. The reference:  was XLL94J26

XLL94J26        He read it three times and I copied it carefully. 12.30 and I am back at Markinch station ticket office where the still helpful lady types in my new reference BUT the message on the screen was:  there is no booking associated with this reference. AHHH!! I tried on the ticket machine with the same result, so it was back to Freuchie and I was starting to become just a little bit concerned.

Back on to India for  another half hour wait. "I'll just pop you on hold while I try to find out what has happened." I was on the fourth or fifth playing of "I love it when you call me senorita" when the Indian lady came back on. No explanation. No apology. The reference:    XLL9FJ26

1.30 and I am back at Markinch for the third time. The helpful lady at the ticket office has finished her shift and gone home. Fortunately for my sanity the new reference worked and produced FIVE tickets. Two are to be attached to the bike for the two separate legs of the journey. Two are for me to get my bike back presumably and the fifth is a receipt for my free fee.

As I was recovering from this saga My e mail pinged. It was a customer survey from the Trainline. How did we do? There were no swear word options and the number choices of 1-10 didn't begin to do justice to my dissatisfaction so I quietly closed my e mail client and left the survey unsullied.

Let's hope this is not a harbinger of things to come.

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June 10th is D Day.

Let the train take the strain 

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In many ways it is quite remarkable that I can take myself and my trusty steed the length of Britain by train for less than £100.

 Admittedly, I booked that which could be booked, two minutes after the tickets were released, which was eleven weeks ago (12 weeks before departure)

Land's End Hostel Sennen

The first booking is on LNER from Edinburgh Waverley at 09.30 to London Kings Cross at 13.52. Then I have to take my life in my hands, and cycle the three miles in central London to Paddington Station, from where my second booking leaves at 15.04 arriving at Penzance at 20.10. 

Now I hope that the trains are on time because it could take me 30 minutes to cycle between the stations and then I have to cycle the TEN miles between Penzance and my overnight accommodation at Land's End Hostel and B&B.

 I am slumming it in the B&B.

So far so good. The threat of train strikes seems to have dissipated for the moment but I still have to get to Edinburgh Waverley for 09.30 on Thursday June 9th. 

Cycling is probably out of the question so I am left with a choice of THREE commuter trains from Ladybank, which can't be booked and which have two bike spaces each (which can't be booked) The trains leave Ladybank at:

Ladybank Station

07.09        07.21        07.46        (and at a push 08.08) 

The plan B is a dash in the car to a point in Edinburgh near enough for me to cycle to Waverley Station by 09.15. Who's taking the strain now?

Any suggestions for a more viable plan C gratefully received.

UPDATED 

On our trip to Edinburgh for Pauline's 70th birthday, I got chatting to the conductor on the train who assured me that I would be able to get on the train with my bike "even if there were already two bikes on board"

As has the fantastic flood of incredibly generous donations been very gratefully received. As I write this the total donated is well over £2000 without taking account of Gift Aid. Fantastic!!

However I must now admit to feeling a little bit of pressure to perform. It will soon be my turn
to take the strain.

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